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Looka da jungaless

 

In the popular mind, when we say “Looka da Jungaless” (cause let’s face it, we enjoy looking at them, can’t take our eyes of them) we are talking about a young woman who is dressed and behaving in a fashion middle class respectable folk would consider tacky, brazen, slack or unladylike. And in The Bahamas we are very concerned with female behavior. Male behavior we don’t give a damn about.

Poompoom shorts, bright colors, bras as outerwear, bright wigs, same-color eye shadow, nails, bracelets, shoes. Gold, blue, red or yellow contacts maybe. And they’re loud. Will cuss you stink. They at every dancehall concert, every sail away; and most of all – they dance. They dance like they workin’ in a strip club; they dance like they’re in the videos they watch on Tempo. Pull out your cell phone camera an’ it’s on. YouTube or nuttin’.

Usually, when we say “Look da Jungless” it’s because we feel better, smarter, more sensible, more decent than she is. She’s not quite the same as the sissy or the ‘Highshun’, but we definitely feel better than her.

Source: Nassau Guardian

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nwitimes.com - Jan 01, 1970

Certified Personal Trainers, who are also TRX Certified, conduct sessions in an individual or small group basis. Piloxing is a high energy fusion of Pilates, boxing and dance. Classes available at 10:10 am Wednesday in Studio C with Irma.

Dance down the wicket of cricket parlance

The Australian (blog) - Jan 01, 1970

Come to think of it, there are no tall or mediums in cricket just a lot of "shorts", and a couple of off and on "longs". Then there are the sillies. It might be a silly point to cricket aficionados but silly mid-on may take some explaining.

Tim Tebow is wearing jeans in his new print ad for Jockey

Yahoo! Sports (blog) - Jan 01, 1970

If I'm paying Tebow the big bucks, I'm putting him on every page of that site and letting him model everything, whether it be tightie-whities, boxers, briefs, socks, ladies activewear or sports bras. Robert • Livonia, Michigan • 14 hours ago Stephen

Area Sports Events Calendar Jan 28-Feb 4

Greenwich Time - Jan 01, 1970

Buddy Lessons (small groups of 2, 3, or 4 students). Clinics (programmed or create your own). School Holiday Day Camps and Snow Day Specials. Cage Rentals (with or without a pitching machine). Birthday Parties. The Fury Travel Program.

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North County Times - Jan 01, 1970

FLUXX hosts boxing match: FLUXX nightclub in the Gaslamp Quarter will host a charity boxing exhibition at 9 pm Monday. Representatives from the local nightlife industry will go head to head in the ring to raise money for San Diego Youth Boxing.